That's the "big surprise"? You've got to be kidding right? April Fools Day is over.
WOW! The news is just bubbling with your big surprise! Get some therapy.
Anything that will work to force Hawaii to turnover the original birth certificate prepared at birth is a step in the right direction. I have no immediate plans to travel to HI but certainly will not think about visiting until this issue is favorably resolved.
Keep up the good work Andy! BO must prove "beyond a shadow of a doubt" that he is qualified (at least as a natural-born citizen) because he's obviously not qualified but as a "community organizer".